“get in the kitchen” jokes
barbie should get back in the kitchen and cook up some sicker burns
People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third
"he set out to prove a point about how easy women have it"
So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that
tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.
the year according to tumblr
- january: post halloween candy hangover
- feburuary: couples halloween
- march: almost halloween
- april: almost halloween
- may: almost halloween
- june: almost halloween
- july: almost halloween
- august: almost halloween
- september: basically halloween
- october: HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA
- november: still halloween
- december: halloween for jesus
one of the greatest pixar moments; a family thats ok with you coming 2nd
they were hiding their identities as superheros not making a statement
i have the sex appeal of a walrus.