thems-the-8reaks:

if pokemon were real don’t you think catching legendaries would be highly illegal

that would be like coming home with jesus in a ball

onlylolgifs:

The kid in the back feelin it

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

(Source: blainetabulous)

hannibalhamlin:

The only book I will ever need
rubee:

sexhaver:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

svveden:

bunnyhoodlum:

i sit on the computer for like 12 hours a day lmao

thats terrible u should try a chair

(Source: molgera)

What Countries Call Themselves


  • Italy: Italia
  • Germany: Deutschland
  • Japan: 日本 (Nihon)
  • France: France (in a super cool accent)
  • China: 中国 (Zhōngguó)
  • England: The United Kingdom
  • Russia: Россия (Rossiya)
  • Canada: Canada
  • America: THE GREATEST GODDAMNED COUNTRY IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD TASTE MY FREEDOM WHAT NOW ENGLAND IN YOUR FACE

bakadille:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

an artist is stranded on a desert island alone and decides to pass the time by drawing. less that a minute after they take out a sketchbook, one lone person washes up on the island and desperately says “oh my god you can draw can you draw me”

The artist now has food

queefilicious:

my morning routine:

  • wake up 
  1. flawless

(Source: susemoji)

erernjaeger:

i’ve been laughing about this picture for almost twenty minutes

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ewkpop:

rapmonsters:

LOOK at THIS SHIT

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HOW THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE SEXY? SEDUCTIVE BEDROOM EYES AND LIPBITE DOESNT DO SHIT WHEN YOURE SQUIRTING KETCHUP 50 MPH AND YOUR FUCKING HOT DOG IS DROWNING what the FUCK MINHYUK

hey, he was confused too man..

http://24.media.tumblr.com/90fcd0cd0687da344bdfb50a4aeb7e2b/tumblr_mgeb4ueyBT1rtagb6o1_r1_500.gif

shhhh yes just squeeze it don’t ask questions IT’S SEXY KETCHUP OKAY