notchicken:

chekhov:

It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight

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alicehopewalker:

clannyphantom:

what if ssomeone tried to mug me and all they got from my pocket was thisimage

id continue mugging you in hopes of finding more

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caitaklysm:

omfg

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legalmexican:

samaelcarver:

The Meme of our Years.

this post is beautiful

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shuckl:

starrysleeper:

get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

geekishchic:

volouminous:

You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

 You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind

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taranamgabata:

did u know, there’s this small rural town in japan called obama.
so there’s this girl in a 2007 drama who moved from the city to obama.
and she hates it at first and blames the town for her misery.
i kid u not. didn’t make this shit up.

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askthenavigator:

many have tried, none have succeeded 

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asian:

I have a frame picture up on my wall showing one of the dumbest anon question i have ever gotten

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"You’re not Asian because you weren’t born in Asia. I know this because I have an asian friend, and she’s from Asia."

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averagefairy:

i literally cannot take people over 30 anymore thinking technology is “sucking the magic out of life” listen grandma i can look up how to say anything in any language in under a second i can see my best friend face to face in real time even though she lives across an ocean i could spend the rest of my life watching different videos of cats and probably never see the same one twice if thats not magical to you WHAT IS  

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urtotallynotpunkrock:

things i like:

  • reading
  • learning

things i do not like:

  • reading for a grade
  • learning for a grade

so basically school ruins my motivation for things

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ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts


ohgrinchwhat:

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THIS IS THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME

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iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

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marcjacobsrain:

I CAUGHT ONE THIS LONG DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME SOKKA
THIS
LONG

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