catsfurever:

justsaynope:

catsfurever:

“get in the kitchen” jokes

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barbie should get back in the kitchen and cook up some sicker burns

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(Source: twinkwhisperer, via officialfrenchtoast)


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laugh-addict:

 

People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.

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jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

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colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

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Do you think I am spooky?

(Source: suchasadaffair, via sexbangs)


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supitskari:

sandandglass:

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"he set out to prove a point about how easy women have it"

(via ossanslegs)


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420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

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schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

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(Source: chickem, via kingteijei)


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tramampoline:

OH MY GOD????

(via turtles-and-tea)


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the year according to tumblr

  • january: post halloween candy hangover
  • feburuary: couples halloween
  • march: almost halloween
  • april: almost halloween
  • may: almost halloween
  • june: almost halloween
  • july: almost halloween
  • august: almost halloween
  • september: basically halloween
  • october: HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA
  • november: still halloween
  • december: halloween for jesus

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thorki:

acexlove:

one of the greatest pixar moments; a family thats ok with you coming 2nd 

they were hiding their identities as superheros not making a statement

(Source: attackoncat, via allonswhy)


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wanchorss:

in4viate:

i have the sex appeal of a walrus.

imagemm gurl 

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whiskey-wolf:

mma-gifs:

Paige VanZant

yes

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